Uh-oh

Someone at work, whom I once considered a friend, sent me a link to a New Scientist article today, in what I can only describe as an act of malice most vicious. Oh, they phrased it so that it appeared that they were only informing me for my own good, but their poisonous intent is unmistakable. You'll understand when you see the article in question. Be careful, though, it's not a tale for the faint hearted.

I feel rather like a canary drafted into unwilling service down a mine now. If perchance you note my unexplained absence any time soon, think twice before you add that dash of cream to your coffee, or splash of milk to your cornflakes...