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Oh, this is just taking the biscuit now. It's bad enough that in my position at work I have to deal with football - only tangentially for the most part, but it's always there lurking about in the background, threatening to come to the fore at any moment if I let down my guard. Still, I've learned to live with it.

Now, however, we're branching out from football into two new directions. The first is rally car racing. Yes, not only will I have to put up with football, but we're now adding motor cars to the mix. Football and fast cars. I positively quiver with excitement. Sigh.

But wait, it gets better. "How?" you ask, "how we possible surpass this present pinnacle?" Why, by venturing into the adult entertainment industry, of course! Ironically, for a while I complained that we weren't making use of some of the cool stuff I developed. Well, we are now. Be careful what you wish for indeed.

Football, fast cars and porn. How on earth did I come to this?

I remain convinced that I'm in someone's dream job. I just hope I never have to meet them...