Oh woe, woe is me

I knew I forgot something. I blame the supermarket. As far as I knew, yesterday should have been an ordinary shopping day but, alas, the supermarkets decided to close early. This would not have been a problem, save for one thing. I was running low on milk. It wasn't disastrous, since with some careful rationing and scrimping I still had enough to last me through until this morning, but much to my embarrassment and displeasure I forgot to pick up more milk today. I never forget the milk.

So I have no milk for breakfast on Sunday. I can't remember the last time I didn't have enough milk for breakfast. And worse, the supermarkets don't open until 11am tomorrow. I'm going to have to wait for hours before having breakfast. I know this is all my own fault and I have no-one to blame but myself, but I'm still going to whinge about it and feel sorry for myself.

I feel hungry already.