Not wrapping, drowning

I'm late, I'm late. I'm way behind getting presents and cards and whoosits and whatknots sent off, especially to those of you overseas. I promise that an assortment of cards/stuff will reach you later rather than sooner. I'm trying to get cards written, presents wrapped, envelopes addressed etc just now, but I had to take what I consider to be a well earned break, surrounded as I am by reams of wrapping paper and boxes and tape and brown paper packages (tied up with string!), and that never ending sea of stuff. It's everywhere I tell you! I fear to stand up less I inadvertantly crush a gift. And my mouth tastes of sticky tape. Ick. (I know you're thinking I should probably get a decent tape dispenser - well too late! I do have one, it's just buried somewhere under swathes of packing material).

You'll need to excuse me now. Somewhere there's a gift with your name on it...